Thursday, October 13, 2011

POP QUIZ #6:Answers: Signs are not like pantyhose:Day 107

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POP QUIZ #6 Answers

DELTA take note: signs are not like pantyhose! One size does not fit all!

What is wrong with this two-faced sign on the southeast corner of  Arthur Drive & 44th Avenue?

Before we get into the guts of the contest, I just gotta say, as a pseudo-writer, I am pretty smug with the symbolism that this two-faced sign represents. Seriously the parallelisms of this two-faced sign and Delta City Hall are pretty rich, even if you detest Willy Shakespeare!   

Oh, to be perfectly clear:
*** There has been absolutely no attempt for this to be a fair contest.  
***I thought it would be fun to change the rules after the contest started. (I have heard that sometimes, some departments at City Hall might appear to invent new hoops to jump through ........gee whiz it sure would be frustrating, if you were working with City Hall on a project!)
***This is my Barbeque, there is no appeal process, and my decision is final.
***Don't be deceived, the attempts for transparency are just a further mockery of my perception of City Hall's lack of transparency. 
***I picked my winners way before the close of the contest. (OOPS, my bad)
***If you want fair, vote for Heather King, DO NOT enter one of my pop quizzes!

Two-faced sign
Appearance is everything, but upon inspection the two-faced sign is not exactly the same on both sides. (Both are dirty, Southbound is dirtier; the arrows are the same, but pointing in different directions.)
 
However, both sides of the two-faced sign are: difficult to see, impossible to read, create their own sign-placement rules, wordy, present incorrect information, obsolete, and butt-ugly! 

Note: Don't read too much into this grandiose parallelism. I do not think the present council is butt-ugly. Personally, I think Councillor Robert Campbell has dreamy eyes.

             







Northbound into Ladner.


 Southbound to T -Town.


 
Southbound Arthur Drive & 44th Ave.
Southbound Arthur Drive & 44th Ave.


 














 


































































POP QUIZ #6 Winners!
 
DRUM ROLL
PLEAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE

3rd place winner:  27.5 points
Bruce Doucette
Bruce Doucette tweeted 8:07 PM Wednesday, October 12

 
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(I bet under those sunglasses, Bruce's eyes are as dreamy as Robert's!) 








Here is Bruce's tweeted answer:
  You Rock! I was thinking the sign should be blue. Green is so 70's...
To keep the contest transparent, I will show the points allocation:
Complemented Barb_2U - 2 points; 
Showed good sportsmanship by complementing, Neil, his appointment - 2 points; Suggesting blue - 2 point
Demonstrated his extensive knowledge of fashion 2 points; and green - 2 points;
Bonus: I have never met Bruce, but I love his tweets, they make me laugh - 5 points!
  
Way to go Bruce, you are my 14th Hero. (Wink, wink, I think you rock too!)

2nd place winner: 28 points

Neil Corbett

  
Councillor Candidate Neil Corbett  tweeted me at 7:28 Wednesday, October 12
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Here is Neil's tweeted answer:

No courthouse, Boundary health is Fraser health, centre arena is LLC, fire admin is firehall 1, muni offices is municipal hall...

I liked Neil's answer, because he told me what was wrong and what the sign should read, so I randomly gave him double marks for a total of 9 points plus 11 bonus points for being transparent and tweeting his answers. NOTE: he didn't get bonus points because of his tweet, he got them because he was so transparent and his answers were available and easily accessible for ALL to see. Team players rise to the top. 
 
1st place winner:  29 points!
          
Sylvia Bishop

Sylvia emailed me at 6:04 PM Wednesday, October 12th
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Watch and learn! Sylvia is a Pop Quiz Wizard.

Here is Sylvia's email answer (She is in blue):

Great questions.- 2 Points 

So here are some of my observations: 2 points (Clever girl leaves some wiggle room);

-northbound the sign is barely visible due to the hedge - 2 points; 
-southbound it is on the wrong side of the street AND driver needs to know well in advance in order to get into the left hand turn lane - 2 points;
-sign is old - 1 point;
-too much information - 1 point;  
-not in alphabetical order -2 points are they usually? Bonus for making me ask - 2 points;
-our transit service is reduced so call exchange 'swap from time to time' - 3 points for sarcasm and - 1 point; sensible advice and seizing opportunity to comment on our bus service;
-fires don't need administration, people do3 points for using her university degree;
-Ladner-Delta arena is the wrong name for the Ladner Leisure Centre - 2 points;
-sign doesn't face traffic from 44th coming onto Arthur Dr. @ intersection - 2 points
Then at 6:12 PM Sylvia sent me a PS. (which made me laugh, so I added a few points)
Sign fails to mention the Archives but maybe they are trying to save space and money.- 2 points; bonus - 2 points for even attempting to guess what they were thinking when they put up the sign. (Wonder what they will be thinking when the remove it!)
Does Delta really think that two-faced, obsolete signs are like pantyhose - one size, one style fits all?

Heroes alert: (Sorry Robert, bumped again!)
I am adding Linda Chamaschuk to my heroes list. If it weren't for Linda's comment on the Ladners Landing Facebook wall, I wouldn't have known that this infamous, two-faced sign even existed (Could it be location, location, location?). Thanks Linda!
 
Sylvia, Neil, Bruce, and Linda, you're all heroes for Delta!
Friday's Blog preview: On Tuesday, October 11, Heather went to the SFU Diwali Gala. It was a magical night. I snapped a few zillion photos.
Councillor Heather King at the SFU Diwali Dinner Gala
Do you have any questions you would like to ask the Mayoral Candidates? If so, here is your opportunity.

Councillor Heather King, posted the following on her Facebook page.


  Barb's Heroes List:

  1. Councillor Heather King, Mayor Candidate
  2. Neil Corbett , Council Candidate, Pop Quiz star
  3. Francis Van Roode, VP Sunfish
  4. Philip Raphael, Editor South Delta Leader & Pop Quiz #2 winner!
  5.  Andrew Conley, Council Candidate
  6. Scott Broderick, Council Candidate & Pop Quiz #1: 1st place winner! 
  7. Cathie Goodman, Pop Quiz #1: 2nd place winner & SD Leader winner!
  8. Ladners Landing,  Pop Quiz #1: 3rd place winner
  9. Carroll Allan, School Board Trustee Candidate 
  10.  Ferd Lamens, Ambassadors Toastmaster & regular guy concerned about gas tax 
  11. Pam Noble Paton, for her family values and for standing by her man 
  12. Guest Blogger #1
  13. Sylvia Bishop, Council Candidate & Pop Quiz #6: 1st place winner 
  14. Bruce Doucette, Pop Quiz #6; 3rd place winner @
  15. Linda Chamaschuk, for her post to Ladners Landing's wall 
  16.  Councillor Robert Campbell (pending) 


If you have a concern, contact Heather King.  Her information is at the top of the page. She WANTS to talk to you. 

                                                                                                                

Tell the KING!

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