Heather King Guest Blogger & Election Jokes:2 sleeps

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Scroll down to read the letter from Douglas Bolen, today's guest blogger:

Looks like Heather is trying to submit a knock Knock Joke

 More Campaign Jokes:

 

Knock, knock. 

Who's there? 

Saip. 
Saip who? 

Don't be a Saip, vote Heather KING for Mayor!

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Garth.

Garth who?

Garth the angels did sing, "Vote for Heather King!"

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Scott. 

Scott who? 
Scott what you are doing and go vote Heather King for Mayor!

Knock, knock. 
Who's there?  

Nick.
Nick who?  

Nick-rs in a knot over DIVA? Vote for Heather KING for Mayor.

Knock, Knock. 
Who's there? 

Dyer.  
Dyer who? 

Dyer Straits, if you don't vote Heather King for Mayor.

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 

Corbett. 
Corbett who? 

Corbetts are in - odds favour Heather KING for Mayor!

Knock, Knock. 
Who's there? 

Lloyd. 
Lloyd who? 

Don't Lloyd-r go vote Heather King for Mayor!

Knock, Knock. 
Who's there? 

Donna. 
Donna who? 

Donna just sit there, go vote Heather King for Mayor!

Knock, Knock. 
Who's there? 

Macumber. 
Macumber who? 

Macumber over to the polls and Vote Heather King for Mayor!

Knock, Knock.   
Who's there? 

Krista.     
Krista who? 

Your future is Krista clear, if you vote Heather King for Mayor!

Guest blogger: 

The following letter was submitted to Ted Murphy, the editor at The Delta Optimist. It was written by Douglas Bolen of Tsawwassen in response to the flyer (below) that was distributed to his home.

This photo is taken at Boundary Bay Regional Park. It is not part of Southlands.

By Douglas Bolen

"In their most blatant and desperate attempt to deceive the voting public on the Southlands issue, the “Southlands the Facts” boys funded and authored an “Anti Southlands” flyer in an effort to endorse election hopefuls Krista Engelland, Sylvia Bishop, Andrew Conley & Scott Broderick.  What a mistake these hopefuls have made allowing their names to be associated with this document.  Each and every “fact” in the flyer is untrue except, sadly, that the named individuals are candidates in the upcoming election. 

They have demonstrated their lack of qualifications for the positions on council by not knowing the difference between a rezoning application and an application for an amendment to the Official Community Plan, by not knowing the latter’s implications on the development process, by not knowing the legislation regarding municipal elections, by making unsubstantiated libellous allegations of collusion regarding Delta’s handling of the Southlands issue, by not using a calculator when calculating the percentage increase in residential units in Tsawwassen as a result of development of the Southlands and by not knowing the difference between high density and medium density developments.   I want my councillors to know these things.   

My favourite part of the flyer is the part about their “experts” stating that industrial agriculture “will not work” on the Southlands. Interestingly enough, it was the Southlands the Facts participants in the Mayor’s Summit who insisted that wording be included in the Official Communiqué precluding Century Group from pursuing industrial agriculture on the Southlands.  They don’t even believe their own lies and neither should you."

Thank you Douglas Bolen for your letter.

 

Helen L. Kettle also wrote a letter to the editor. Her letter was published November 16, 2011 in the Delta Optimist. To read Helen's letter click here.

Heroes to add to my list:

• Douglas Bolen, today's guest blogger,  for his above letter

• Helen L. Kettle, for her letter and for being the star of today's noon show at at XL Radio (http://www.xlradio.ca/) She was very clear passionate as she spoke about Southlands.

Barb's Heroes List:

1. Councillor Heather King, Mayor Candidate
2. Neil Corbett , Council Candidate, Pop Quiz star
   
3. Francis Van Roode, VP Sunfish
4. Philip Raphael, Editor South Delta Leader & Pop Quiz #2 winner!
5. Andrew Conley, Council Candidate
6. Scott Broderick, Council Candidate & Pop Quiz #1: 1st place winner! 
7. Cathie Goodman, Pop Quiz #1: 2nd place winner & SD Leader winner!
8. Ladners Landing,  Pop Quiz #1: 3rd place winner
9. Carroll Allan, School Board Trustee Candidate 
10.  Ferd Lamens, Ambassadors Toastmaster & regular guy concerned about gas tax 
11. Pam Noble Paton, for her family values and for standing by her man 
12. Guest Blogger #1
13. Sylvia Bishop, Council Candidate & Pop Quiz #6: 1st place winner 
14. Bruce Doucette, Pop Quiz #6; 3rd place winner @OldBruise
15. Linda Chamaschuk, for her post to Ladners Landing's wall 
16. Dr. Andy Basi, for being a true gentleman, School Board Trustee Candidate
17. Karuna Jain, for all her behind the scenes help
18. Ruth Katiagi, canvasser extraordinaire for Heather King For Mayor  (Week #1)
19. Geoff for knowing he was right even when he was wrong! 
20. Jean Pearce, for her community engagement by posting on Landers Landing FB
21. Linda Pearce, for solving the sign mystery by positng on Landers Landing FB
22. Laura, Heather King 4 Mayor volunteer and mom extraordinaire 
23. Pam, most enthusiastic Heather King 4 Mayor volunteer
24. Monica Sanderson, owner Its an Art Tattoo Studio 4868 Delta Street
25. Aerock Shandler, owner Top Barber, 4868 Delta Street
26. James Price Owner/operator Ladner Village Hardware, 4821 Delta Street
27. Carey Muir, Founder & Co-director Freshwave Ministries 
28. Louise Long, Canvasser of the week (Week #2)  
29. Azhar Khan, Toastmaster BC Area 50 Governor -for his leadership initiative
30. Alison Martin, Ambassadors Toastmasters of Tsawwassen VP of Publicity
31. Leah Bach, North Delta Realtor and "soggy canvasser" for Heather 
32. Mr. Harry Brar, owner Paradise Banquet Hall & Convention Centre
33. Thomas Leathem, Director Community Planning and Development Department 
34. Marcy, Deputy Director Community Planning and Development Department 
35. Tony Dales, Heather KING for Mayor Ladner Hub Coordinator
36. Colleen Hardie, canvasser extraordinaire, most houses in one day-300 (Week #3)
37. Barbara Moy, Speedy canvasser extraordinaire (Week #3)
38. Joan MacDonald, Speedy canvasser extraodinaire (Week #3)
39. Sarg and John Dhaliwal, commited canvassers (Week #3)
40. Brad Sherwin, Candidate for Delta School Trustee and and volunteer hero
41. Garth Cuthbert, Council Candidate and volunteer hero
42. “The Bazaar Committee” of the Delta Museum and Archives Society, Delta Volunteer Legacies 
43. Doug Lumley, Canadian Vietnam War Vet
44. Shiraz Bhatia, a guest blogger and canvassing partner for Heather 
45. Gab Torrealba, Delta voter and youth pastor at Ladner Christian Fellowship 
46. Douglas Bolen, for his letter above
47. Helen L. Kettle, for her letter to the Delta Optimist "Not all agree on the 'Facts'"
48. Councillor Robert Campbell (pending)

 

IF you have a concern, contact Heather King.  Her information is at the top of the page. She WANTS to talk to you.

VOTE HEATHER KING for MAYOR